May 2013
yead:
Can I please just have one night without feeling like a piece of shit
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
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methylbenzene:
fukawa in the streets
genocider syo in the sheets
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im a crepe: crumplesnacks: “IT’S CANON!” the... →
crumplesnacks:
“IT’S CANON!” the mindless throng cries.
“No it isn’t!” I retort, desperation creeping into my voice. “It’s queerbaiting! It’s bad writing combined with homophobia!”
“BUT MOFFAT! PERFECT! SO GAY!”
“No!” I scream over the crowd. “Steven Moffat is an incredibly flawed writer! Look how flimsy his Doctor Who plots are! Look at the lack of a coherent theme or narrative! Look how...
grouplovehandles:
the best part of fall out boy being off hiatus is new music and new interviews and new acoustics and new shows and new merch and new pictures and new happy memories and new instagram photos and just everything is good about fall out boy being off hiatus
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
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kawhoru:
trust me i know all about that hardcore gang life. i watched an episode of durarara once
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
rosesollux:
“I’ll write every single URL-“
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getoffmybloghoe:
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
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cranberryninjas:
oh my god so i was watching the news this morning about the yahoo buying tumblr stuff (watch video here: x) and they showed pictures of people scrolling through tags and
is that
andrew hussie
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
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I’m so pissed off I might start crying holy shit
So basically I don’t know much about laws in my country and apparently there are no strict laws against homosexual marriage or something like that, idk how to explain it on English.. Anyway there is this organisation that popped up out of nowhere who made this petition about marriage in my country and if enough people sign it the law...
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peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
vvorldwideweb:
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
nahthatsnotveryraven:
SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
itsrainingblogs:
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
tavros-the-bull:
have you ever wanted to draw so badly but then when you actually sit down to draw you just
basedgodniall:
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
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